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[Instrumental music]

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[Laughing] You crazy. He is
seven foot two, he will beat the
dumb out your ass.

3
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Yeah, then I'll finally be able
to outsmart him, Ton'.

4
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Hey, Baby, I uh...

5
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Ahh, ahh, ah. Lisa, Lisa, this
is the man cave, okay.

6
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What is the password to enter
the man cave?

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What's the password for the
woman cave?

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Access granted. Come on in.

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What can I do for you, Baby?

10
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Uh, I really need your help
cleaning the house, Honey.

11
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Oh, that's what we
have kids for.

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Come on, Tony. They're
not even here.

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Now I told you my Aunt Fae
is coming tomorrow and you
already know how she is.

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She criticizes everything
and so nitpicky.

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Mm hm. Well, she just need to
nitpicky herself and stay
at home. How about that?

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Tony Stallworth, have
some respect for your
wife's aunt. man!

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How old is she?

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She's Aunt age.

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What, I like Aunts. Aunt
Jemima thick as hell.

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Now they got her out
them Mammy clothes,
she's kind of fly.

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Donnie, I know you like,
uh cougars, but Aunt Fae
is a sabretooth.

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Hey! Stop talkin' about my Aunt.

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You don't even like her.

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Well she's still my family.
Now come help me clean up.

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All right. I'll be right up.

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As soon as I finish
watching this game.

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Man, you better get up
there and help her!

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If she get mad, she can cut
off the food supply, which
indirectly affects me!

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Plus, I'm about to go anyway,
man. This ain't no game.

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They getting blown out
by twenty-five points.

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What you about to do?

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Ah, the grocery store. I
gotta do some shopping.

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Grocery store?

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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You be going grocery
shopping but you be over
here eating up all my food?

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Yeah, I don't go shopping for
the groceries Ton', I go
shopping for the ladies.

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[Chuckles] Yeah, see when
they're in the club they're with
all their hating-ass friends.

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But when they in the
grocery store, they be
solo and vulnerable.

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Man, knock it off. You
don't be meeting no fine
women at the grocery store.

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That only happens in the movies.

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Yeah, all right. I got a date
with this one tonight.

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Damn! Where'd you meet her?
The melon section?

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[Laughing]

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Hey, you gonna help
me clean up or not?

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Yes, Ma'am. I'm on
my way right now.

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But uh, do you need anything
from the store? I hear they're
having a sale on melons.

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[Laughing]

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* Woke up and my wife said to me

49
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* The bill collectors
won't let me be

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* The kids keep
talkin' back to me

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* Family Time

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* Family time, family
time, family time

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[Instrumental music]
[Knocking]

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Lisa! I'm here to
help you clean.

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Let's do this, huh?

56
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Uh, Cheryl, what
are you wearing?

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Oh, this old thing? You mean
my spring cleaning clothes?

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Oh, this dress, right? Paris
Couture. You're welcome.

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Um, yeah, it's beautiful,
but I thought you were
going to help me clean?

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Oh yeah. This is
what I clean in.

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Well you know what, whatever
works. Whatever works.

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At least you're here to help. I
mean, I said chores and my kids

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they, they shot out of
here like a bat out of hell.

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And what about
your big teddy bear?

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Oh, please. My big Tony Bear?
All he cleans is his plate.

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All righty. You don't have
to worry about anything
because I'm here.

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And I'm going to help you get
this place mean and clean. Put
me to work. I'm ready.

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What shall I do?

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Mean and clean! Yeah!

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You know what? Can you
start with the windows?

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Oh! Um, sorry. It's just, I
don't really do windows.

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It's like a, a personal
pet peeve is all.

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Oh.

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Yeah.

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Okay, a personal pet peeve.
We all have one.

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Good, you understand.

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Totally. I'll do the windows
and you can do the guest,
the guest bathroom.

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Oh! Oh, you're serious! No. No.
I don't do bathrooms.

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Oh God, who does that? You
know what, my cleaning lady
Silvia, she does that.

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I'm going to get her.

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One thing, she only speaks
Tagalog. Are you bi-lingual?
Don't worry, I'll translate.

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No, no, no! Cheryl! You know
what, it's okay. Never mind.

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Woo. You are worse than
Tony and the kids.

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Wait, okay. Wait a second. Lisa
just tell me again what is this
sudden spring cleaning about?

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I told you! My nitpicky Aunt
Fae is coming to visit.

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Oh yes, I remember her. She is
needy and overly judgmental.

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Do you know, she tried to imply
that my designer handbag from

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Paris was actually a
knock-off from Paris, Texas?

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[Gasp]
Yes.

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- Rude.
- Yes.

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The gall.

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The gall. That's what I said.

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That's crazy.

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- Mm.
- So you do remember her?

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- Oh, I remember her.
- Mm-hmm.

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I don't even know why you let
her in this house.

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Oh, the inheritance. Okay.

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Okay.

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What, what are you
talking about?

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No, yeah, I get it.

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You're only nice to her
for the inheritance.

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Makes total sense.

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Cheryl.
[Coughs]

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Oh, you think I'm judging you.

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I am not judging you.
I love money. I love it.

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I mean, my trips to Rodeo
Drive, spa treatments, my
cleaning lady Silvia.

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Well, that's nice. But no, I
mean I'm not, I'm not
materialistic, you know, but...

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Okay, there is this ring
that I would love to get my
hands on, you know.

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To pass it down to my daughter.

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You know just something
sentimental.

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Yeah. Oh, you have to tell me
everything. I want to know
everything. Why is so valuable?

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Is it the cut, the color the
clarity? Is it a VVS1? Two?
Princess Cut?

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Does it have documentation?

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No, it's not even a diamond.
it's not even a diamond.

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An emerald? I love emeralds!

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No, not quite.

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Lisa, is it at least a
hard stone? Don't tell
me this is a cubic.

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Okay, I don't know. I don't know
if it's a cubic, but goodness
you are really materialistic.

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Mm. It's a gift and a curse.

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No, it's just you know, it's a
family heirloom that's been
passed down through generations.

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My great-grandmother gave it to
my grandmother who was supposed
to give it to my mother

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but for some reason she
gave it to Aunt Fae.

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What's wrong with that?

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I mean well, she flaunts
it in me and my sisters
faces all the time.

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You know, and she doesn't even
have any kids so honestly, the

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next person in line to get
it would either be me or
one of my sisters.

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Who made you like the
Lord of the Rings?

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-I invited you over to help
me clean, ok.
-Yeah.

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Not to give me all this
unconstructive criticism!

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Absolutely. And I'm going to
help you. I'm am, Oh!

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I'm going to vacuum. Huh? I can
do that! This will be fun, yeah.

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We'll just. Okay. Huh.
This is fun.

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You're going to need to
turn that on, Cheryl.

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Oh.

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Yeah, you gotta plug it in.

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Yeah, but then it makes a lot
of noise. You know what? I'm
going to go make tea.

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Because we need to stay
hydrated. Do you want to
help me boil the water?

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[Instrumental music]

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Stallworth construction,
how may I help you?

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Hell no, we ain't building no
strip clubs. This is a
family-oriented business!

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Actually we specialize in strip
clubs. Come on down, we can talk
about pole placement.

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Hello? Hello?

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Damn it, Melinda! You're
costing me business.

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Well, ain't gotta
lower your standards
for them.

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I mean we a
family business.

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Yeah, and I'm trying to feed my
family. Those girls are trying

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to work their way
through med school.

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Really?

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Did you file those zoning
permits like I asked?

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Uh, I thought that was
you was out doing?

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You know we really gotta
work on your time
management skills.

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[Sighs]

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B.I.G. Tony! What's up brother?

154
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What's up, Donnie? Who
is this lovely lady?

155
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Oh, this lovely thing
right here is Diamond.

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Remember melons from
the grocery store?

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Oh, right, right, right. Nice to
meet you, Melon. I mean Diamond.

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Oh, hey, Tony. Uh, I've
heard so much about you.

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Hm.

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Is he the only person
in the room?

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Excuse me one second, Baby.

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All right.

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Hey, Melinda. Uh, no need to
get jealous. This is my new
lady, Diamond, okay?

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Don't you like how she shines?

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[Laughing]

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Trust and believe, I'm not
jealous.

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Oh, I've also heard
a lot about you.

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Oh?

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Stay away from my Donnie.

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Okay.

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[Laughing]

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Yeah, so Ton', we came over
here first and foremost stunt.

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[Laughing] And second to let
you know that we're in love.

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You know, at least that's
what she tells me.

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No, we are in love!

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[Signing] Crazy in love!

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[Laughing]

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Crazy part I get. But uh, in
love after just a few days?

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Yeah, I don't think I could
ever leave his side. Ever.

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Oh.

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[Laughing]

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Yeah, she likes to cuddle.

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Oh, I sure do, Boo Boo.

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Oh, you're my Boo Boo.

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No, you're my Boo Boo.

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This is a business. So,
do you mind taking that business
somewhere else?

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Speaking of Boo Boo, you
need to flush that attitude.

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[Laughing]

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[Instrumental music]

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[Doorbell Rings]

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Aunt Fae!

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Oh, hi!

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Hi!

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[Kissing sounds]

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You look amazing!

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You do, too.

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So good to see you.

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Uh.

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Let me look at you.

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Why are you carrying
these big bags?

201
00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:02,610
Let me see your hands.

202
00:09:04,011 --> 00:09:10,450
You need a manicure. And
they're rough and hard like the
hands of a lumberjack.

203
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Have you been chopping
trees or something?

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00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:16,189
No, no. I'll keep that
in mind though.

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Please do.

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I'll get a manicure.
I'll work on that.

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Please sit down right here and
relax. I know you gotta be a

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little tired from
your long trip.

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Yes, I am. But,

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all the way here all I could
think about was that bed in your
guest bedroom, girl.

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Really? You remember
our bed, Aunt Fae?

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How could I forget it? It was
just as lumpy as all get-out!

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I'm sorry about that.
I'll try to...

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That husband of yours, by the
way, how is he doing? Darryl?

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Oh, it's Tony.

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You could have done better.
I always felt like that.

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But uh, the children.
How are they doing?

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They're so good, Aunt Fae. Devin
is about to finish high school

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and Ebony, she's been on the
honor roll for three years.

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Oh, that's so good to hear.

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Cause let me tell you something.

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I was deeply concerned after I
met Tony, that one of them was

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going to be born with a
learning disability.

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Nope. Nope. They are
just fine, Aunt Fae.

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Anyway thank you so much for
inviting me to come.

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Well, you know when I heard
you booked for flight

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I figured it was the right
thing for me to do.

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Thank you.

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But uh you, you never
mentioned why you were coming.

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Can't an Auntie come and
visit her favorite niece?

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00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:32,833
Of course, Aunt Fae, don't be
silly. Or course you can.

232
00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:34,868
Aunt Fae is very sick.

233
00:10:34,902 --> 00:10:36,103
What?

234
00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:39,539
But we not going to make a big
to-do over this, okay?

235
00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:43,977
Lisa, you know that you've
always been my favorite niece.

236
00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:44,945
I was?

237
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:47,781
Yes, I, I have something I want
you to have.

238
00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:49,349
You...me?

239
00:10:49,783 --> 00:10:53,020
But I tell you what. Let's just
put this on the back burner.

240
00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:56,256
We'll talk about it a little
later on and will you make
me a sandwich?

241
00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:58,425
No trouble at all. What
would like, Aunt Fae?

242
00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:01,729
Okay, okay. Give me a
non-processed turkey sandwich.

243
00:11:01,729 --> 00:11:02,562
Mkay.

244
00:11:02,595 --> 00:11:06,900
Okay, on, on gluten-free
wheat bread.

245
00:11:06,934 --> 00:11:08,635
Slightly toasted.

246
00:11:08,969 --> 00:11:12,906
[Singing] Gimme some
beans, greens, potatoes,
tomatoes, ham, ram.

247
00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:14,607
Anything else?

248
00:11:14,641 --> 00:11:17,177
And then get me a large
glass of iced tea.

249
00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:17,745
Gotcha.

250
00:11:17,745 --> 00:11:21,148
-If I'm not asking too much.
-That's, that's not too much at
all, Aunt Fae.

251
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,182
Then after that...

252
00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:23,550
Mm hm?

253
00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:26,553
Will you come back and
rub my feet for me?

254
00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:30,057
[Instrumental music]

255
00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:32,325
Mister Stallworth could
you get me some
coffee, please?

256
00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:34,762
Oh, so I'm Mister Coffee now?

257
00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:36,830
Works for me, two sugars.

258
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,134
Where the hell is he?

259
00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:45,272
Uh, welcome to Stallworth
Construction. Can we help you?

260
00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:48,041
I'm looking for that young
Thundercat I seen roll in here
with my ex-girlfriend.

261
00:11:48,075 --> 00:11:49,209
[Sighs] Thank God.

262
00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:52,445
Thundercat? Ew, but you must
be talking about Donnie.

263
00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:53,580
That's his name?

264
00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:55,348
Damn, Melinda. You go and
sell my boy out like that?

265
00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:56,549
Donnie? Of course.

266
00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:57,617
So?

267
00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:59,787
Hey man, don't make
me call security.

268
00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:01,054
Man, you ain't got security!

269
00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:02,422
I checked before I rode in here.

270
00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:04,624
You right. You right. That
was a bad time to bluff.

271
00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:05,793
Yeah, whatever.

272
00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:08,996
Next time you see Donnie, you
let him know Butch got a real
special message for him.

273
00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:10,230
Aight?

274
00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:13,633
You know what, I could help
you find him, actually.

275
00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:15,836
-Um, I have his cell phone
number.
-Man, whatever!

276
00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:21,674
[Instrumental music]

277
00:12:24,611 --> 00:12:27,480
[Instrumental music]

278
00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:29,516
Lisa.

279
00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:33,420
Ooh, I thought your hands
were really rough, but naw girl.

280
00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:35,823
You should have been a masseuse.

281
00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:37,290
You think?

282
00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:40,193
Ya, you know I don't know why
Terrell, won't let

283
00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:41,694
you have a real job?

284
00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:43,831
Oh, it's, it's Tony, Aunt Fae.

285
00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:48,068
Ton, listen Tony, Terrell,
whatever it's still the same.

286
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,602
Boy, that feels good keep doing
it.

287
00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:53,706
I'm a stay-at-home mom, just by
choice Aunt Fae, honestly.

288
00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:56,476
But, if I did have a calling,
it would be art.

289
00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:57,677
I love to paint.

290
00:12:57,710 --> 00:13:01,915
Uh huh, but now you know I have
seen your painting, right?

291
00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:03,516
Stick to feet.

292
00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:05,118
[Audience laughter]

293
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:08,088
How long did you say you're
going to be in town?

294
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:09,556
I didn't.

295
00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:10,891
You didn't, huh.

296
00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:12,993
Lisa, got to talk to you.

297
00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:15,362
Well, if it isn't Tyrone.

298
00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:16,529
It isn't.

299
00:13:16,864 --> 00:13:18,265
How you doing, Aunt Fae?

300
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:21,168
I was doing good before you
interrupted my massage.

301
00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:23,170
Sorry about that. It'll
be just a minute.

302
00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:24,872
Can I talk to you for
a second, please?

303
00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:26,874
Hurry back.

304
00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:32,779
Can you believe she had me in
there rubbing her feet like some
indentured servant?

305
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,614
Good thing you got them
lumberjack hands.

306
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:38,318
But listen, what you need to
remember is what they taught
you in school, okay?

307
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:39,386
Just say no.

308
00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:40,353
Stand up to your Aunt.

309
00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:42,189
She might be dying, Tony.

310
00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:44,892
You ain't fooling nobody. I
know what this is about. This
about that damn ring.

311
00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:47,627
What? This is not
about a ring, Tony.

312
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:48,528
Okay, what it's about then?

313
00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:52,065
It's, not about a ring.
It's... not.

314
00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:53,566
Yeah, that's what I thought.

315
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,768
[Chuckling] It's not, Tony.
Okay, it's just, it's a
little sentimental.

316
00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:58,071
And I think it might be
worth a lot of money.

317
00:13:58,338 --> 00:13:59,739
So, we're not moved by money.

318
00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:01,041
It's probably worth
twenty-five grand.

319
00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:02,675
You better get in there
and rub them feet.

320
00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:03,710
Go on!

321
00:14:04,111 --> 00:14:05,578
Tony! What'd you want
to talk about?

322
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:09,616
Oh. I think Donnie's dying,
too. And he ain't worth
twenty-five cent.

323
00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:10,918
- What?
- Mm-hmm.

324
00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:12,019
Why? What happened?

325
00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:14,287
Apparently, he's got beef with
a professional wrestler.

326
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:15,388
Huh?

327
00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:18,091
Some big ass bear busted in my
office today looking for him.

328
00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:19,659
Apparently, he's dating his ex.

329
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,128
Ooo. That's bad.

330
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:21,995
Mm hm.

331
00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:26,666
[Aunt Fae] Lisa! Can you
come and get this gout
out of my other foot?

332
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,235
Oh no. Oh no. That's bad.

333
00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:29,736
Go on, get to rubbin'. Go on.

334
00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:30,938
- No!
- Go on!

335
00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:32,372
Don't touch me with
them hands though.

336
00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:36,209
[Instrumental music]

337
00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:37,644
[Tony] Brother, call me back.

338
00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:40,948
Melinda, have you seen Donnie?

339
00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:44,517
Last night, actually. In
my nightmares.

340
00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:49,256
I've been calling him since
yesterday. He won't answer
his damn phone.

341
00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:55,295
Whew! Big Tony! What's up, Baby?

342
00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:58,365
Donnie, where have you
been? I've been calling
you since yesterday!

343
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:03,070
Aw, chill out, man. I was
just hanging with my cutie.
spending a little Q.T.

344
00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:04,972
Get it? A little play on words?

345
00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:07,474
Plus, my phone died and Diamond
wouldn't let me use a charger.

346
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:09,309
She wanted all my attention.

347
00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:12,845
You got problems, brother.
Because I know somebody else
who wants your attention.

348
00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:18,685
Your girl, Diamond? Her ex came
over here looking for you,
saying he has a special message.

349
00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:20,353
What'd he look like?

350
00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:22,689
Just the thickest human
I've ever seen in my life.

351
00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:25,458
Had to be ex-military.
Because he was extra-large.

352
00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:27,894
[Laughing] What am I
supposed to be, scared?

353
00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:29,896
You know what they say,
you snooze you lose!

354
00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:33,700
[Donnie] Want some, get some!
Bad enough, take some!

355
00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:35,735
Cause I ain't scared of nothin'!

356
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,337
[Clears throat]

357
00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:42,709
Ton', he feel bad
enough to take some.

358
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:44,211
You Donnie?

359
00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:47,014
Me? Naw. I'm Ronnie.

360
00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:49,682
Why you lying to
that man, Donnie?

361
00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:55,388
Oh, you said, Donnie? Naw.
I thought you said Ronnie.
Yeah, I'm Donnie!

362
00:15:56,023 --> 00:15:58,891
Listen, brother. You're right.
I can say it from here.

363
00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:01,428
That's my boy, okay.

364
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:04,331
You want him, you have to
come for me, man. What,
what you want to do?

365
00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:06,633
What you want to do?

366
00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:09,202
Look man, I know
you're dating Diamond.

367
00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:10,437
And I got something to tell you.

368
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,439
That you're going to rip my
arms off and beat me with 'em?

369
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:16,343
Naw, but I got something to
tell you eye-to-eye so get
your ass over here.

370
00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:17,377
Come on, Ton', let's
see what he wants.

371
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:18,645
Whoa, whoa, whoa. No,
it's all you, brother.

372
00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:20,180
Come on, man.

373
00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:23,950
Hey, man!

374
00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:27,920
I got somethin' to tell you.

375
00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:30,790
I want to say thank you,
man. Thank you!

376
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:33,593
Man, that girl been stalking me
for the past three years since
I broke up with her.

377
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:34,394
What?

378
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:37,064
Man, that girl is
crazy with a K!

379
00:16:37,264 --> 00:16:38,331
I ain't been able to shake her.

380
00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:40,067
I mean I changed my
name, I lost weight.

381
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,269
Wait, wait. You were
bigger than that?

382
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:43,836
Yeah, a little bit.

383
00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:46,906
I mean, I would have thought
after the jail time things
would have changed.

384
00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:51,478
I ain't been able to shake
her until she got with you!

385
00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:53,313
What the hell?

386
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:55,182
But be careful, man.

387
00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:56,549
She ain't got it all.

388
00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:58,418
But she all yours.

389
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:01,521
I'm going to see you at
seven thirty, right Melinda?

390
00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:02,789
Oh.

391
00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:04,991
I will be ready at seven.

392
00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:08,628
I'm see you later, Donnie.

393
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:10,730
Woo!

394
00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:12,565
[Instrumental music]

395
00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:14,334
[Lisa] Wait, so you
mean to tell me

396
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:17,504
Donnie's new girlfriend
is actually the crazy one
and not bigfoot?

397
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:20,507
Mm hm. Butch actually turned
out to be a pretty cool brother.

398
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:23,110
Invited us all to go play
ball with him next week.

399
00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:24,577
Wait, I hope it wasn't football.

400
00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:26,979
Anyway, how's it going
with Aunt Fae?

401
00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:28,415
[Aunt Fae] Lisa!

402
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:31,118
- Speaking of the devil.
- mm.

403
00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:33,320
What're y'all talkin' 'bout?

404
00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:37,157
Uh, could you run me some
water in your jacuzzi tub?

405
00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:41,328
What, uh, the only bathroom with
a jacuzzi in it is our bathroom.

406
00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:44,030
Oh, thank you. That
is so kind of you.

407
00:17:44,131 --> 00:17:45,165
I appreciate that.

408
00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:46,233
Okay, listen here, Aunt Fae.

409
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:47,767
Lisa's too nice, but I'm not.

410
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,902
No, no, no, no. Tony,
you know what? I got it.

411
00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:51,938
Remember you're my favorite.

412
00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:56,643
[Clears throat] Aunt Fae, ever
since you got here, you know you
been bossing me around.

413
00:17:56,676 --> 00:18:01,148
You really have. Lisa do this.
Lisa do that. Lisa rub my feet.

414
00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:03,816
I can't, I'm tired, okay?

415
00:18:03,850 --> 00:18:05,552
I need a foot rub myself!

416
00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:08,188
I thought that that
was Todd's job!

417
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:10,190
Okay, you going to stop
butchering my name.

418
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:13,593
You might want to take a seat.
I got a little more to say.

419
00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:21,234
Aunt Fae? You are needy.
Overly judgmental.
Selfish. Self-centered.

420
00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:21,868
I am?

421
00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:23,336
Pain in...

422
00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:26,439
Okay, okay, Lisa. Don't need to
hit her with the upper cut.

423
00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:28,341
Tony, she's right.

424
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:31,511
A lot of times I, I know
I can be a bit much.

425
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:34,581
At all times. At all times. Let
me tell you something else.

426
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:38,551
I know you got me jumping
through hoops because you think
I want your little funky ring.

427
00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:44,191
But, no amount of money is
worth the lack of respect you
show me and my family!

428
00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:45,692
Can I get an amen?

429
00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:47,026
Amen!

430
00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:48,528
For the record, I don't
feel disrespected at all.

431
00:18:49,095 --> 00:18:53,366
Thank you. I'm so glad I
know your real feelings.

432
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:54,701
It is what it is, you know.

433
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:59,939
Nobody's ever had the nerve
to stand up against me like
this or even in my face.

434
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:03,310
I think it's really
kind of refreshing.

435
00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:07,514
Thank you for putting
me in my place.

436
00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:15,054
I appreciate all of the
things that you all said,
even though they were licks.

437
00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:19,792
I want to come clean and
tell you I'm not dying.

438
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:22,329
You're not? [Clears throat]
You're not?

439
00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:23,630
Mm-mm.

440
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,465
What about when you
said you were sick?

441
00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:32,104
I have Rheumatoid Arthritis.
I have bouts with my gout.

442
00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:33,406
But,

443
00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:36,443
I want you to have this ring.

444
00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:38,978
But before I even
give it to you,

445
00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:41,348
you've got to promise me

446
00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:44,317
that you'll always
keep it in the family.

447
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:48,255
This is a family heirloom.
Would you do that? Promise
me. Promise.

448
00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:50,257
I promise.

449
00:19:50,257 --> 00:19:54,761
All right. Get over here
and give me a hug, girl.

450
00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:59,366
Oh. Love you, Aunt Fae.

451
00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:02,369
You too, Cleroy.

452
00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:05,104
Come on here, Tony. Give me...

453
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:06,906
[Laughing]

454
00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:07,974
I can't breath.

455
00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:08,708
Uh oh.

456
00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:10,477
I'm sorry, you okay?

457
00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:11,511
[Instrumental music]

458
00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:17,149
Thank you, Aunt Fae. This
has really been a pleasure.

459
00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:18,718
Girl, who do you
think you're fooling?

460
00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:20,787
I know I gave you the
business this trip.

461
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:21,621
[Laughing]

462
00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:27,093
Yeah, yeah. You really did but
hopefully next visit you'll
remember it's nice to be nice.

463
00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:31,230
Yes. And hopefully I'll
get the invitation.

464
00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:33,566
Oh yeah. Most definitely.
Especially if you cook.

465
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:34,701
Because you know
what I like to eat?

466
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,636
No, but if you want me to,

467
00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:41,040
[Singing] Beans, greens,
potatoes, tomatoes, ham,
lamb....

468
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,809
Mm mmm.

469
00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:44,411
That's what I'm talking about.

470
00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:48,448
Oh, what's going on, Donnie?

471
00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:49,649
Hide me, family!

472
00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:52,018
Wait, I thought y'all said
the guy was harmless?

473
00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:54,887
To hell with him! I'm trying to
get away from Blood Diamond!

474
00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:56,956
She been on my ass like a thong!

475
00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:59,759
She crazy! It's like I,
she think I'm her
husband or something!

476
00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:01,328
[Diamond] Donnie?!

477
00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:03,229
(whispering) I'm in the
basement. I'm in the basement.

478
00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:06,132
Hi, Tony! Have you seen Donnie?

479
00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:09,436
Yup, straight down the hall
make a left. One way in, one
way out. Can't miss him.

480
00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:12,339
Donnie! Donnie!

481
00:21:12,339 --> 00:21:13,906
Don't even worry about that ,
Aunt Fae, come on.

482
00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:14,841
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